Some time ago, as a joke, I created this page on our Web site to tell visitors about the Intergalactic Headquarters of Dvorkin Global Enterprises, Inc., Ltd., PLC, GmbH.
Yesterday, I got a letter from Google, telling me about the value of Google Adwords for my business, and addressed to Dvorkin Global Enterprises, Inc.
Giggle.
4 comments:
I think you should send a letter to Google, outlining the myriad ways DGE could improve THEIR bottom line.
Hmm. For an investment that would be mere chickenfeed by Google's standards ...
You could always try sending them a bill. "There is no company on Earth that does not use the services of DGIILPG, whether they know it or not. We've been giving you a free ride for too long. Pay up." Wrapped in the appropriate corporatese, it might work.
Of course, know that I've posted this, they know about the plan. Because they know everything. The probably knew about it before I did.
Hah!
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