As you might possibly remember, I root for whoever is playing against the Denver Broncos, because the more the Broncos lose, and the earlier in the season the losing begins, the faster the preseason spurt of Broncomania fizzles, and the city becomes almost normal again.
Normally, that includes the Kansas City Chiefs. But now I've learned that the Chiefs are agents, or at the very least dupes, of a dark international cabal (who could that possibly be?) that controls everything in the world and rigged NFL games so that the Chiefs would end up in the Superbowl, where Taylor Swifte (evil! evil!) will hypnotize the vast TV audience into voting for Joe Biden!
So now I don't know which team to root for when the Broncos next play the Chiefs. I'm utterly torn.
