The Great Google Christmas Atheist Search

A few years ago, I put on our Web site an essay titled Should Atheists Celebrate Christmas? (Answer: no. Rather: NO!)

It was written mostly to express my annoyance at the atheists - and other non-Christians - who do celebrate Christmas, and I didn't expect a lot of people to see it. I reckoned without Google and the number of people using it around Christmas to look for information about Christmas and Hanukah and atheists and various other words used in the essay.

Some of the search terms are odd or amusing. Below is a list of them from a year's worth of Google (and other search engine) searches that brought people to the essay. I changed everything to lowercase, sorted, eliminated duplicates. I also corrected some misspellings, because those were creating spurious dupes; I'm sure I've missed a lot. (E.g., one I corrected is the ever popular athiest, which causes atheists to make jokes like, "I'm athier than you!" "Are not!" "Are too!" That one never gets old.) (Okay, it does get old.) Even with all of that, it's still a long list.

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wicca is fake
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