Friday, June 08, 2007

Oh, Vampires! Oh, Oh, Oh!

Because I've published two vampire novels (and there were supposed to be two more, sob!), and because I have an essay about vampires on my Web site, I get a fair number of hits via search engines (overwhelmingly Google, by the way) where the queries have the word "vampire" in them.

I tend to keep track of what search terms bring people to my site, and I've noticed a pattern in those vampire hits. I decided to take the time to filter out the hits from May that had "vampire" in the query. A few of them seem to be from people who think vampires are real and who also think that Google, which knows everything, will give you the real skinny on real vampires. Most of them, though, seem to fall into a very specific category. It's hard to detect. You'll have to apply all of your analytical skills. Hint: look for a certain word that appears along with "vampire" in most of the queries.

So here are the search strings that brought people to my site during the month of May 2007.

(Oh, and to the person whose search string was Vampire novels suck, I just want to say, "Yeah? You too, man!")


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what are the vampire rules
vampires and sex
vampires sexual
vampires sex
Vampire appeal
vampires and sexuality
vampire novels
vampires rule
Erotic Vampire Story
erotic vampire tales
vampire sex appeal
vampires sex
vampire sexual
sexuality vampire
vampire and sexuality
vampires sex
vampire zombie short stories
modern vampires
Vampire Rules
vampire novels
erotic vampire stories
erotic vampire stories
vampires sex
vampires having sex
vampires and sex
vampire erotica short stories
modern day female vampires
modern day female vampires
vampire sex novels
vampire sexuality
vampire sexual bloodlust
vampires sexuality
vampire sexuality
VAMPIRES HAVING SEX
vampire sexual
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vampires having sex
Vampire Novels
modern vampires
VAMPIRE SExuality
vampire rules
are vampires having sex
vampires and sexuality
vampire sexual beings
Vampire Sex Novels
Modern vampires
do vampires have sex
writing a vampire story
writing a vampire story
vampires and sex
modern vampires
modern vampires
modern vampires
vampires having sex
rules about vampires
Short Erotic Vampire Stories
vampire sexual
vampire rules
things vampires are afraid of
things vampires are afraid of
vampire romantic fiction
vampire romantic fiction
vampires sex
vampire sexuality
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vampires having sex
vampire sexuality
vampires sex
VAMPIRES SEX
sexual vampires
vampire rules
vampire sexual
vampire sex
vampires sex
vampire sexuality
vampire sex fiction
vampire rules
vampires and sex
Vampires having sex
sexuality and vampires
Writing a Vampire Story
vampire sex
sex and vampires
sex and vampires
rules of a vampire
the modern vampire
modern vampire essays
vampire novellas
the modern vampire
the modern vampire
the appeal of vampires
a girl vampire controlling a human girl to have sex
Vampire novels suck
vampire and sex
vampire sexual
Vampire Rules
vampire sex
Modern Vampire
things vampires are afraid of
erotic vampire stories
vampire sex
vampire attraction symbol
rules for a vampire
what are the appeals of vampires?
vampire sex
Vampire and sex
vampire sexuality
vampires sex
sexual vampire
vampire novels
Vampires and sex
vampires sex
vampires having sex
vampire sexuality
Vampire Rules
vampire sexual
Vampire Sex
vampire rules
vampire sex images
vampires sex
vampire sexual
vampire rules
vampire sexuality
vampires and sex
vampires and sex
vampires love essay
modern vampires
can a vampire have sex
vampire sex
Vampires modern
vampires can they have sex?
vampire novel
can vampires have sex
vampires and sex
vampires rules
vampire and sex
sex of vampire. com
sex of vampire. com
modern vampire
vampire sexual
vampire sexual
modern vampire
vampire rules
Vampire's having sex
vampire sexuality
vampire
vampire sexual
vampires having sex
Vampire sexuality
modern vampire
vampires sex
Vampire: their hearts beat
sexuality of vampires
vampires sex
vampire allure
Sex vampires
vampire sex
vampires sex
vampires sex
vampire sexual
vampires having sex
sex and vampires
vampires and sex
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vampire-sexuality
vampires sex
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vampire sex
vampire rules
vampires sex
vampire sex
vampire sexuality
vampires and sex
vampires having sex
romantic vampire novels
sex vampires
Vampire rules
Sex vampires
modern vampire novels
beautiful male vampire
appeal of vampires
appeal of vampires
vampire rules
VAMPIRE NOVEL
rules of the vampire
vampire sexuality
sex and vampires
sex with vampires
vampire sexuality
sex vampires
vampire sexual
vampire sexuality
vampire sex
vampire appeal
the allure of the vampire
vampires - sexuality
vampire sexual
vampire encounters sex
vampire sexuality
the vampire rules
modern vampire
vampires having sex
vampire sex novels
vampire have sex
vampires having sex
vampire rules
vampires having sex
vampire rules
vampire sex
vampire rules
vampire novels
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allure of vampire

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