A week passed with an insufficient number of pages has been a blister to my eye. - Anthony Trollope
Hmmm... that must be some of the new math I hear so much about.
Ah, yes, that would explain it.Now I have to come up with an explanation for that bald, old guy who shows up in mirrors and photographs instead of the vigorous young fellow I expect.
Perhaps you should retire to the countryside to raise bees. I hear it does wonders for the constitution.
Hah!There was a wonderful series of parodies of Holmes published years ago. They were written by Robert L. Fish and are about a detective named Schlock Homes who lives on Bagel Street and is an idiot. After he retires, he tells his faithful companion, Dr. Watney, that he's been trying to raise bees, but the little buggers just won't thrive even though he's careful to fertilize the soil properly and plant each bee carefully and inch or two down.
Buffoon. Everybody knows you plant them before the first snowfall if you want them to grow.
Not even a blink in geological timeThen again, rocks don't breathe so there you go
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